801.) Nint: See once you get thru puberty and you get a Girlfriend.. You dont need to whack off

802.) smalliebigz: it doesnt matter.
smalliebigz: i know all of us jerk off.
AbercrombieJ5: I jerk off when I'm not getting any.
AbercrombieJ5: Exactly Eric.
AbercrombieJ5: Cept for coon, he cant find his dick.
AbercrombieJ5: He hasnt seen his feet in 6 years.

803.) Nint: Royals gonna shoot up the Chat. Duck!

804.) Acidic81: i'm a lesbian to
Acidic81: i only like girls
Keepawayfreak: i hate hot lesbians
Keepawayfreak: sucks ass
Keepawayfreak: you wanna fuck em so bad
Keepawayfreak: yet they hate guys

805.) IlIIlIKilla4UlI: I'd fuck myself up the ass is my dick was long enough

806.) FreeToIVle: My mom woke me up by slapping my nuts this morning...they still hurt

807.) OnlineHost: Ghetto Dwarf has entered the room.

808.) Wolfman848: anybody got a lord of atlantis

809.) Skiingcooldude: heh i wish i still had 2 nuts
Skiingcooldude: i cant help it if i only haved one nut

810.) Skiingcooldude: come on man tell me how to count

811.) Skiingcooldude: i love my asshole
Skiingcooldude: i lick my asshole every night

812.) Skiingcooldude: heh be gay for a week and watch me kick your nuts in

813.) Skiingcooldude: funny how i cant get my hand out of my ass

814.) DaKiLIaR: ill slit off u'r balls

815.) Skiingcooldude: i have a city of ass in my pants if you want to lick it

816.) Skiingcooldude: heh i have a vagina today
Skiingcooldude: and ill have a penis tomorrow

817.) Skiingcooldude: my face looks like my ass

818.) Skiingcooldude: im cummin right now just like that alien

819.) HvnsPaIadin: Because I have all the complete sets
PlaneswalkrErtai: Then you waste too much time on buying cards, Paladin

820.) PlaneswalkrErtai: Whats the blond's mating call?
Ninasuetwiggs: I"M DRUNK
PlaneswalkrErtai: Yea, that it

821.) Hollow311: "oh, no!!! AOL i need help" puss

822.) A sinful toy: "Destroy my ass" with what? your dick?

823.) Skiingcooldude: <-----masturbating to nsync

824.) Skiingcooldude: as soon as i get enough money im going to get a sex change

825.) Skiingcooldude: my penis is limp

826.) Hollow311: skiing i hope that god sees it fit to suffocate you tonight

827.) Hollow311: not again, another virtual ass whooping

828.) Skiingcooldude: hollow is pretty gay
LeviRy1: HE ISN'T PRETTY GAY HE IS GAY

829.) Hollow311: heh i like men heh

830.) Hollow311: you guys both said you were gay on sunday
Skiingcooldude: im not gay on sundays anymore

831.) Hollow311: oh, ski thinks he has power because he has online friends now. how cute
Skiingcooldude: i do have power
Skiingcooldude: if the room is on my side
Skiingcooldude: you hairy testicle lover

832.) Green Dragon1314: so are we talkin about magic yet

833.) Xtrememaximum: i think this room is split in half and everyone is pissed off at each other

834.) Skiingcooldude: <-----funny gay prostitute

835.) Skiingcooldude: i pissed myself in school today

836.)
Skiingcooldude: tangle wire
Skiingcooldude: fading 4
Skiingcooldude: during each players upkeep they tap a permanent for each counter on tangle wire
Skiingcooldude: simple as that
Skiingcooldude: jackie
Skiingcooldude: have you ever had sex?

837.) PoppaShwerve: OK...I GOT A POKEMON TRAINER CARD BEAT THAT SOMEONE

838.) Green Dragon1314: poxemonis gay

839.) Skiingcooldude: pikachu is sexy
Skiingcooldude: i was with pikachu last night and he said "pikaooooo"

840.) KadzuNinja: i feel outa a tree

841.) X Forever Numb X: Shut off, Dragon, immature little 10 year old...
Green Dragon1314: im not ten..
Green Dragon1314: and im not a amatuer...
X Forever Numb X: Sorry...Ten and a half, right?
Green Dragon1314: no
X Forever Numb X: I said immature moron
Green Dragon1314: more lie 99999
Green Dragon1314: like*
Green Dragon1314: im not immature either i just cant think of any come backs yet

842.) Insaneclown42456: SOME ONE TALK TO ME I DO'T GIVE A SHIT WHO JUST SOME ONE TALK TO ME

843.) SWEETART 071888: squeez on my nuts, lick on ym butt, the natural curly hair please dont touch

844.) Blind202: ¹²³ playiñ: [propaghandi - stick the flag up your ass you son of a bitch]

845.) Blind202: so would you have sex with your mom to save your dads life?

846.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: imma ask my girl friend if shes would ever have an orgy

847.) Jackie7735: everyone in 9th grade in salem...is turning gay
Jackie7735: it is soo sick

848.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: lollipop porn?
Pink Skies: what is lolipop porn?

849.) CCGPrime: Hanson ROCKS
X Forever Numb X: You satanist

850.) XxDRAGiN MAGiCxX: hornson is gayer than this s/n

851.) EmPiRe3306: no seriously guys im a fat chic lesbian that has big glasses and and im a d average

852.) Jediguy128: well any and all magic players would you be so kind to lend me your attention for some he

853.) Ff8er: my penis is stayin with me all night

854.) EmPiRe3306: uim the author of the hit childrens book andrew and the colored crayons

855.) Skiingcooldude: but im afraid to cum in the shower!

856.) Ff8er: anyone ever heard of the vicious teacups

857.) Ivor 10: hello, i need help and i was wondering if someone in here can please help me
Ivor 10: does anyone know how to download nintendo into my computer?"

858.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: due to the abnormal amount of gayness to the room i will be leaving

859.) Skiingcooldude: battle!!!!!! Join the perky team!
Skiingcooldude: theres still one shade of pink unused!
Skiingcooldude: corey!!!!
Jackie7735: corey!
Skiingcooldude: heh!
Jackie7735: join the ppt!!
Skiingcooldude: join the ppt! now!
Jackie7735: ywah!
Jackie7735: perky typo!
Skiingcooldude: a perky typo!
Jackie7735: lol!
BikeboyPk: weeeee
Jackie7735: we r good!
Skiingcooldude: lol!

860.) BikeboyPk: CRAK IS DA BOMB
II0utlawT0rnII: bikeboy u've probably never seen a cigarette

861.) Mr smart9: You can't outslick a can of oil.

862.) Pulll My Phinger: heh

863.) Acidic81: i have 172 atogs
Draqoons: i have 0 atogs
Pulll My Phinger: i have 3 penises
AbercrombieJ5: i have 2 atogs
SaiLoJai12X: i have 5000
Draqoons: 2 foil incubs also

864.) Fresh3510: ANY FLY ASS GIRLS IN HERE

865.) StArGLiTz934: I AM SO FUQING MAD

866.) Guintopower: WHO WANTS TO BE A THUGSTER FOR LIFE

867.) SESPUR: I AIN'T NO DAMN REDNECK YOU BUNCH OF YANKEES


868.) Karn is the man: tecknecally he is male so he is the man
Karn is the man: just not homosapien

869.) Karn is the man: metallica is awsome
RVD684: how about changing you name to karn is the legendary artifact creature

870.) RVD684: ho bags

871.) Molander14: I hope you lose tournaments because of what you did to me
Molander14: get all the way to finals in grand prix, and then lose to mana screw

872.) KDSnowWhite: kinda hard to be a homo when your a girl

873.) Jackie7735: how do u know im gay
Jackie7735: i dont like pussy
Jackie7735: im not a nerd either

874.) Mr smart9: Flour flush.

875.) Freyjas girl: and that pizza kinda tasted gross
Freyjas girl: cuz they have stupid hoes in them

876.) RoxCorson: Egon, I gotta find a girlfriend
RoxCorson: I'm so lonely
RoxCorson: my life feels so empty
Eeeeegon: you need to masturbate more

877.) RoxCorson: I masterbated so much, my soul came out of my penis

878.) RoxCorson: is it normal to masterbate for like the 50th time in a day and just like
RoxCorson: a puff of dust comes out of your penis?

879.) Eeeeegon: you need to masturbate more
Acidic81: after like 4 times
Acidic81: water comes out

880.) behoid: sup nigroys
behoid: and nigrettes

881.) RoxCorson: if world war 2 were to happen today

882.) Acidic81: spontanious comlustion

883.) Mr smart9: CNN started the Gulf war.

884.) AbercrombieJ5: i want to tits

885.) Mr smart9: thats like drining water and a ice cube of beer

886.) Mr smart9: South park is a road up here.

887.) Freyjas girl: south park mexicans

888.) behoid: sour milk in cerial = NOT tech

889.) Mr smart9: south park=in texas
Mr smart9: I know the histoyr of eveyrthing.
Mr smart9: South park= major city in Texas

890.) cidic81: some girl at my school had sex for a $1.50

891.) Mr smart9: Then leave.
Mr smart9: YOu fuck head.
Mr smart9: SELL OUT
Mr smart9: You were in the public chat.
Mr smart9: Loser.

892.) RoxCorson: I NEED SINGHOLES

893.) Mr smart9: Did he stick his peter insdide you

894.) behoid: porn here = channels 74, 75, 76, 77

895.) RoxCorson: porn here is my d: drive
RoxCorson: I have 12 gigs of porn
RoxCorson: and I can't delete any of it
RoxCorson: cause I might need it
RoxCorson: and I would hate myself if I did

896.) Acidic81: i need animal porn
Acidic81: and that's your specialty abe

897.) behoid: www.dolphinsex.org

898.) AbercrombieJ5: i need azians fucking komodo dragons

899.) AbercrombieJ5: "Abe and Animals...Parts 1-8"

900.) RoxCorson: I did a lot of gay porn in the 80s
RoxCorson: who didn't?