701.) DiSturBeD145: you try to make a comeback by saying you fucked your own mother

702.) MTGTrader13: YOU MOTHA FUCK'IN FAGOTS KEEP EGG'IN ME ON TILL I GOT YOU AT KNIFE POINT AND BEGG'IN TO STOP

703.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: I WANNA HERE YOUR MOM SCREAM

704.) AbercrombieJ5: i dont want ur small cock tonite

705.) Mr smart9: WOTC=REDOING ALL OLD CARDS IN TONES DOWN MODES

706.) Mr smart9: im me
Mr smart9: i'm me
Mr smart9: I'm me.
Mr smart9: IM me!
Mr smart9: i m me
Mr smart9: I am me.

707.) AbercrombieJ5: fuck me

708.) Mr smart9: Get up for the down stroke.

709.) OnlineHost: Im An Amish Guy has left the room.

710.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: funk you

711.) Mr smart9: People named Corey will never have to deal with anything serious in life.
Mr smart9: Or Brad, or Heather.
Mr smart9: People with names like that.

712.) Jackie7735: i thomas is a gay name

713.) Mr smart9: Jackie, you should attend English class more often.
Mr smart9: What are you 11?
Jackie7735: im 14
Mr smart9: Congratulations, you've made it that far.

714.) Jackie7735: why should

715.) Jackie7735: and ur saying peole r stupid
Mr smart9: Do you mean "our" or "are"

716.) MTGTrader13: BEST DECK: FIRES

717.) DiSturBeD145: fuck of the month on rotten.com

718.) Mr smart9: "a man serves meat of negihboors"?
DiSturBeD145: he kills his neighbors and cooks em

719.) BallLightning612: rotten.com is nasty stuff... I got pissed off at my ex g/f for sending my links to it
Mr smart9: balllihgthing
Mr smart9: you sure havea lot of girlfriends for being an ugly guy no one likes

720.) Mao Binny: fuck i lost my porno vcd
Mao Binny: fuck no porn this weekend
Mao Binny: wtf am i gonna do?

721.) Mao Binny: I NEED PORNO VCd

722.) Mao Binny: girls take too much time to satisfy

723.) Mao Binny: I am stuck at school this weekend

724.) Mao Binny: I should have cleaned my room
Mao Binny: i think someone stole it

725.) NBGip: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerdddddddddds

726.) NBGip: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

727.) NBGip: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssss

728.) TwoCool225: i have a card that says "Trample, rampage: 2"
TwoCool225: what is rampage

729.) RobBobGolf: rampage, use multiplication

730.) Romeo0717: AREYOU SUPOSDLY EVIL OR SOMTHING BEING 666 AND ALL

731.) NikeGirl8700: I AM A WIGGER!

732.) Hurley12228: pokemon sucks
Cheep Production: Think so, Hurley?
Hurley12228: yeah

733.) PoohBaear90: any 11,12 year old boys what to go out with me.if so press 12390 or im me

734.) Skiingcooldude: i have sideburns down the sides of my face
Skiingcooldude: i grew them
Skiingcooldude: there fluffy

735.) ApRiL6541: it has been 10:20 on this damn clock for like ever

736.) OnlineHost: Moss rats has left the room.

737.) ApRiL6541: ok what time is it
ApRiL6541: it has been 10:20 on this damn clock for like ever
Jackie7735: 10:40
Skiingcooldude: my clock says 4:00
Skiingcooldude: but i think its wrong
Cali15carzy1: 7:43

738.) Killed the cat 2: If ur chillen on ur cloud', does that mean ur hi?

739.) Snakeeyes2198882: 15/m/fl if u know how to give good head hollar at me

740.) IXIBluDrgnIXI: arabian monkeys?

741.) IXIBluDrgnIXI: but umm, I'm actually 5 yrs. old

742.) Skiingcooldude: i emailed justin timberlake and told him noochie noochies

743.) Skiingcooldude: who wants to rape nbgip press 456
Jackie7735: 456

744.) TAZ2296527: Microsoft slogon "Yes we make crap but we make good enough crap to get sued for a monoply on crap"

745.) OoONROoO: does anybody here actually play magic

746.) Skiingcooldude: my new socks are sexy along with my sexy sideburns

747.) TAZ2296527: No humans, cats, or cows were harmed during this chat rooms life JUST SNERTS. SO follow TOS>

748.) Skiingcooldude: imagine being pinned against something in darkness and hearing people trying to chew there way out

749.) NBGip: i can become invisible

750.) behoid: hey weewee
behoid: guess what man
WEEWEECOW: i dunno, what
behoid: YOUR MOM!
WEEWEECOW: ohh dang!!

751.) Nate1870: Heh™

752.) behoid: ROFLMGDMFAO™

753.) Flynforbie01: If you wont to chhat with a nude 14 gurl press1112
Mustew2: thats too young too be nude lol

754.) WEEWEECOW: Ass, t Target player smells shitty.

755.) RootwaterSpy: sombody was mad at me because her screen name said lanowar elf and my pro says i eat elve

756.) Jediguy128: who here actually plays magic

757.) Klub14: why do you think you are mr big nuts

758.) OnlineHost: NaziBabyEater has entered the room.

759.) XxMysticFuryxX: jackie ur a waif?

760.) NaziBabyEater: Jackie is just a boner bobbing dick nose that sits in the magic chat and knows squat about magic

761.) Skiingcooldude: im a nazi are you going to eat me

762.) XxMysticFuryxX: with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires!!!!!

763.) Skiingcooldude: why does this dictionairy have to be so fucking big

764.) XxMysticFuryxX: why u eat babies man?

765.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: buck ddich

766.) XxMysticFuryxX: 3 PEOPLE TOS NAZI

767.) Quiksnail1: yo, people are fighting in here, cool

768.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: buck dich du hasslich gross rot nazi

769.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: hey nazi how bout you lick my hairy nuts and get out of here

770.) Opal2021: hey jackie
Opal2021: u ruin anyones life today?

771.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: hes a 8 yr old boy without n e nut hair

772.) XxMysticFuryxX: <~~~ has ALOT of pubes

773.) Skiingcooldude: <-----shaved his pubes

774.) II0utlawT0rnII: <<has no pubes

775.) Skiingcooldude: if you were a woman what would you use in place of your missing dildo?

776.) Quiksnail1: im wondering why were all bashing the nazi dude, i thought we was talking bout magic?

777.) IiI blu bunni: omg i got a hilarious thought
IiI blu bunni: a fat ass woman runnin

778.) AssasinatingTime: i mean i'm not gonna say anything i'm just gonna sit here doing nothing

779.) PRINCESS020888: ur just mad becuase u can't be a girl and were ur makeup in public

780.) Fortytwoequal6X7: since my screen name was corby52923..
Fortytwoequal6X7: netherspirit42
Fortytwoequal6X7: cataranoscarlord
Fortytwoequal6X7: corbygavin
Fortytwoequal6X7: penclsaber

781.) Fortytwoequal6X7: i am an asshole..

782.) Im An Amish Guy: i think he needs to get a life other than magic

783.) Im An Amish Guy: school,movies
Im An Amish Guy: that qualifies as a life

784.) CloudyWillr: my favorite card is baron senguir from homelands

785.) Klub14: nemisis had a shitload of good cards]

786.) Jackie7735: mouse is sexy!?!?!

787.) Draqoons: anyone below this line is stupid
Draqoons: ----------------------------------------
Jackie7735: aww
Skiingcooldude: draqoons is a bitch
TurtleP84: quick rematch Mouse?
XxMysticFuryxX: lol
Mouseman 690: sure

788.) RGING GOBBLIN 14: worship isn't bad until disenchant is cast
XxMysticFuryxX: ur mom isnt bad when disenchant is cast either

789.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: gob...your the worst type of newbie possible

790.) Skiingcooldude: my cousin walter once got a cat stuck up his ass

791.) Skiingcooldude: i once had my eyeball bleed
Skiingcooldude: i got a stick stuck in my eye

792.) XxMysticFuryxX: i mean how do u get a cat stuck up ur ass
XxMysticFuryxX: thats liek impossible
Draqoons: there are very small cats

793.) Draqoons: i live in the capitola

794.) XxMysticFuryxX: OWW!!!!!!!
XxMysticFuryxX: FRIGGIN
XxMysticFuryxX: DAMNIT

795.) Draqoons: got sploog in your eye?

796.) Draqoons: i took the vagina off my system o wate

797.) CloudyWillr: Attention all magic people "a mox jem has been found working out in gym"

798.) Tbmac99: appr?
WEEWEECOW: No, i don't actually play, I am an agent from the National Defense sent to monitor the content of this room.
Tbmac99: whatever guess u dont want to
WEEWEECOW: Want to what?
Tbmac99: play apprentice
WEEWEECOW: What is this "apprentice" you speak of?
Tbmac99: its a game that u play magic the gathering on later
WEEWEECOW: Thank you for that information sir/ma'am, could you tell me your name?
Tbmac99: na im good
WEEWEECOW: Very well, thank you na im good for your time, your country appreciates it.
WEEWEECOW: Unless of course, you are Canadian.
Tbmac99: didnt get that last one what was it
WEEWEECOW: In which case you should most definatly should not be using America Online
Tbmac99: y not
WEEWEECOW: If you are Canadian, use COL.
Tbmac99: na im good later
WEEWEECOW: You have a very interesting name sir.

799.) WEEWEECOW: I bet everyone in here is fat, stupid, and ugly.

800.) WEEWEECOW: I find it very interesting that all of you are star atheletes,
WEEWEECOW: tall, strong, get straight A's, popular, and good-looking.
WEEWEECOW: Yet all of you spend all of your time in here talking to each other on a first name basis.
KakumeiNoSenshi: I'm a tall pathetic B average nerd!
EmPiRe3306: d avergae student here