601.) Skateman98: mystic, do you make love to your cell phone

602.) Skateman98: i rode my bike about 30 miles today, now my ass hurts really bad
KadzuNinja: matt means he had gay sex for 30 straight hours and now his butt hurts

603.) Skateman98: greg, it might help if you took the microsocpe off your dick, maybe then you would see the
Skateman98: real size of it

604.) Acidic81: <--just got back from first real date without any parent supervision

605.) Blind202: skip dates pepsi cans
Mr smart9: <--skip

606.) BallLightning612: I'd have to pay girls to go out with me but since I'm broke I don't go out much...

607.) Acidic81: dracula 2000 is a amazing movie
KaTznjamrO: escort services own

608.) Blind202: the best date movie i was at was cant hardly wait
Blind202: date movies are rated pg-13
Blind202: not r

609.) Cute Pandora: I got a man!

610.) Cute Pandora: i there anything wrong with thinking?

611.) Mr smart9: i look like lenny on the simpsons.

612.) Mr smart9: THe golden rule of magic chat: Never misquote people

613.) Mr smart9: ::david bowies his way outta here::

614.) KaTznjamrO: david bowie is hot
KaTznjamrO: I'd break my "heterosexual rule" for him

615.) Mr smart9: Oblivinatr, please remove your penis from my eye socket.

616.) Blind202: our balls were yellow & blue..and the size of baseballs

617.) Blind202: SKIP SUCK MY INTERNET

618.) Mr smart9: Fuckers elected Bush.
Mr smart9: Fucking florida people, don't know Bush from Gore, on the ballots!

619.) Mr smart9: Everyone go see abe at www.goatsex.com

620.) KaTznjamrO: I once wrote an essay about the religious implications of FF7...

621.) Blind202: abe = carpetbagger

622.) Blind202: abe = sharecropper

623.) Blind202: who cares about bible shit
Blind202: the bible would be a cool story if it wasnt based on good things

624.) BallLightning612: the bible wasn't a good book...
BallLightning612: it was pretty boring...

625.) Blind202: in the bible there were dragons, giants, sluts, lepers
Blind202: what else could be better?

626.) KaTznjamrO: she wasn't conceived from sex
KaTznjamrO: she was conceived via surgical implantation

627.) Blind202: fiction = fake

628.) Blind202: i heard mad cow disease is one of the worst ways to die
Blind202: like it slowly turns ur brain inside out or something

629.) Eaglefox3: beubonic plauge
Eaglefox3: they launched flaming corpses infected with it into castles

630.) BallLightning612: I'm gonna go look at naked women now... later y'alls

631.) Blind202: this girl was talking about how she burned her ass in the tanning bed

632.) Acidic81: we were talking about bj's in class

633.) Blind202: skip was talking about asshairs today in school

634.) Blind202: ::jaws wired shut to save the dick::

635.) KaTznjamrO: WHAT IS THE FOAN NUMBER TO MAKE A WEBSITE

636.) KaTznjamrO: ANY11 HAV ABAAYANCE?

637.) StrokemyGenius: thats y we have wrath

638.) Acidic81: who playes cremate??

639.) BallLightning612: Orim's Chant is very sexy

640.) Doodle867: I think that 14 yr olds are waaayyy to horny

641.) KingBrandon13: yeah but the ad for the magic movie was fake
Skiingcooldude: ok
Skiingcooldude: who cares
Skiingcooldude: i wasnt going to see it anyway
Skiingcooldude: yeah ill take my girlfriend to go see it

642.) Digichr0me: ^-----fag
Digichr0me: v-------------- not a fag

643.) Mr smart9: ask beavis i get nothing butthead

644.) Mr smart9: I wish my wrists were 12 inches in circumfrence.
behoid: mine are like... 6"
Mr smart9: theyre like 2

645.) Mr smart9: my uzi weighs a ton
behoid: my penis weighs a ton...

646.) Digichr0me: MOTHER FUCKING CUM LICKING FAG

647.) Skiingcooldude: that d and d movie was big here
Vgoalie33: it sucked rotten goats here

648.) Skiingcooldude: sup kevin you hairy bitch

649.) ThLunarian: 7th should be awesome

650.) Vgoalie33: they should make a dark ritual type card for all colors
Vgoalie33: that would kick ass

651.) Matt7131: ··÷^±/ Matt7131, your girl died when she saw your ugly face

652.) XxLucKyGrL233xX: ANYONE HERE HAVE YAHOO

653.) Sparkles3898: vote 4 nsync on trl!!!!!
Stagrl98: hell no i wount vote for nsync they fucken suk

654.) Isabel345: oo justin from nsync is soo hot!
Sexythangmama: he ugly

655.) Snow princes2969: if ur eminem press 132

656.) Stagrl98: horsey go t o hell
Horseygirl555: NO U
Stagrl98: so go fuk a pole u fucken skank

657.) Alhouston20720: I HATE NIGGERS SO MUCH> THEY SMELL, STEAL AND ARE ANNOYIN

658.) Loose balls 24: hey ladies i'm bored i'm me ok

659.) Dmaloric1: everyone sucks booty hole

660.) GWBushSUX12: BOY BANDS ARE FOR FAGS

661.) XxjuggaletbabexX: n e 1 down wit the clown in here????

662.) GWBushSUX12: OPEN THE GLOVE BOX REACH INSIDE GONNA WRECK THIS FUCKERS RIDE CUZ I GOT A BAD HABIT

663.) XxjuggaletbabexX: I SWALLOW RAZOR BLADES AND SPIT UP BLOOD!!!

664.) SoNiCPnOy Boi 69: muh friend is selling a black lotus for 54 dollars
SoNiCPnOy Boi 69: he doesnt know that muxh about magic cards

665.) TAZ2296527: blue was the nice ass recal

666.) Weeboat13: WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER
MaDtAgGeREOD333: potter can suk my dick

667.) Weeboat13: WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER
Dubblebub: harry is gay
MaDtAgGeREOD333: get out wee potter sux ass

668.) WEEWEECOW: people that like harry potter should be deported to cuba

669.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: potter can suk my balls then be deported to hell and suk satans ass for all eternity

670.) FadetoBlack1969: 20 lotus, 20 cane and 20 wheel

671.) OnlineHost: RainForestgump has left the room.

672.) Jrjiamiam: afpd, why would anyone buy your shit?

673.) ApRiL6541: my step-sisters mom was just on t.v.
ApRiL6541: and this one guy said she was a liar
ApRiL6541: HAHAHA
ApRiL6541: i hate that woman

674.) Acidic81: icp is banned from my city

675.) APPLEHOF: Hey any guys want to chat with a 17/ f cheerleader?
ORaNgEsKiTtLeS83: eww chearleader
Adida1221: I KNOW- CHEERLEADERS R NASTY
Adida1221: I'M A CHEERLEADER

676.) DEER631: HEY WHUTS GOING ON SATURDAY IM GETTING BLOWN

677.) DEER631: JUST IMAGINE MY FAT THROBING COCK IN YOUR WRINKLED ASS FACE

678.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: cocksmoker

679.) MTGTrader13: YOU MUST BE REAL LOSERS
MTGTrader13: ESCPECIALLY SINCE HALF YOU KNOW EACH OTHER

680.) MTGTrader13: YOU MUST BE REAL LOSERS
Acidic81: look who is a loser?
Acidic81: you named your s/n after a game

681.) Acidic81: suck my fuckin dick slutmunch

682.) AbercrombieJ5: who names their sn after a brand of clothes
AbercrombieJ5: how gay

683.) Acidic81: trader
Acidic81: see
Acidic81: there is one way to become gay
Acidic81: and you have accomplished them all
Acidic81: you are now the official PR MTG biatch

684.) DiSturBeD145: i should kill myself

685.) MTGTrader13: YOU ARE ALL WEAK ASS FAGS

686.) MTGTrader13: WHEN COOL PEOPLE LIKE ME WE HANGOUT AND DRINK AND WHAT NOT
MTGTrader13: YOU GUYS COME TO THE MAGIC ROOM

687.) Acidic81: you incestious inbred redneck fuck

688.) MTGTrader13: BUT YOU ARE THE KIDS AT SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF

689.) MTGTrader13: I KNOW I WENT TO COLUMBINE AND ERIC AND DYLON BOTH PLAYED MAGIC
MTGTrader13: AND PEOPLE MADE FUN OF THEM

690.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: mtg...why does your moms cunt hang down to he ankles?

691.) MTGTrader13: AND YOU START YOUR GAY ASS OUTCAST MAGIC CULTS AT SCHOOL

692.) Acidic81: cause you are the kid in the back of the room playing with your balls because you want my ex

693.) MTGTrader13: I WAS ON NATIONAL TV AFTER SHOOTING HAPPENED

694.) MTGTrader13: WE WERE ON TV FOR FOOTBALL ON ESPN
Acidic81: he was one because he had his fudge packed

695.) MTGTrader13: MY MOM IS DEAD FAGS
Acidic81: i hope she died horribly
Acidic81: i hope her head got cut off
Acidic81: and she felt everything
MTGTrader13: YEAH I KILLED HER FAGS
Acidic81: i hope she got raped by big black guys
MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: well im sory my giant dick killed her
MTGTrader13: I CUT OFF HER HEAD
Acidic81: and i mean big black guys
Acidic81: like the guy in the green mile

696.) Acidic81: were is she buried?
Acidic81: soo i can go dig her up
Acidic81: and have jon skull fuck her

697.) MTGTrader13: AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR DICK SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUTH

698.) Acidic81: we are gonna dig her up
Acidic81: and send her to abe
MTGTrader13: I BURNED HER BODY
Acidic81: soo he can "HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER" MUAHAHAHHA
MTGTrader13: AFTER I FUCKED IT A COUPLE OF TIMES

699.) Acidic81: you incestious inbred redneck flunkie

700.) MTGTrader13: OK I'M READY TO GO PLAY I GOT THE MACHETE FROM OJ I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONES THROAT ACHE