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Quotes 301-400
301.) rap Iife: t1, shut your cunt flaps, star trek fag.
302.) Toxic Poo: wgurb tNude Toddlerst wgurb
303.) rap Iife: t1, you're a dumb fuck, like retarded group sex
304.) rap Iife: t1 has a foil black dildo, that has a rainbow symbol
305.) rap Iife: t1, your mouth herpes ARE NOT A FASHION STATEMENT.
306.) rap Iife: he needs to shut his cocksuckers
307.) Mind ova rnatter: egads, my tit fell off
308.) rap Iife: u and your m4m olympics
rap Iife: crossdressing meter runs and shit
309.) Toxic Poo: Why don't you dick faces go to the goddamned 'argue like a
bunch of fuckheads' room ?
310.) I Am 2jop: ill give you seventy five bucks for a giant growth
311.) T1683: Rap is WOOOKIE WOO MOO
312.) Kmyers021: Mike100322: black lotus is the best black card
313.) KLOWNFO2: i already sold my soul for some bus tokens
KLOWNFO2: well,a bus token
314.) KLOWNFO2: i like to drink the apple juic out of the urinals
KLOWNFO2: i eat the chocolate in the toilet
315.) Xx Xie xX: for every 35 pounds your over weight you lose 1 inch of you
dick from being
Xx Xie xX: inhaled by fat
316.) Xx Xie xX: anyone got, undermine, kavu titan, and.., that artifact thing?
KaTznjamrO: which artifact thing, xie?
Xx Xie xX: like, web somethin
KaTznjamrO: web penis?
317.) KaTznjamrO: if I can get myself down to 90 lbs
KaTznjamrO: that's 2 1/2 extra inches of dick!!!!!
KaTznjamrO: ok, I'm no longer eating for the next 8 months
318.) Xx Xie xX: i gotta go take a shit, lose 35 pounds per shit i take
319.) rap Iife: my dingleberries swing in unison
320.) rap Iife: dingleberrie kabobs
rap Iife: aka shit on a stick
321.) rap Iife: my anal pubes are braided in corn rows.
322.) DeadYak1: I had sex with dolphins, once
323.) Wizard1010101: I WISH MAGIC CATRDS WERE MADE OF JELLO WITH PORN SHAPES
LIKE TITIES
324.) MuSkA2561: THE BEST COMBO IS WRATH OF GOD AND MIDNIGHT RITUAL
325.) Coolpuff100: ill sing the jiggly song!!!
326.) XxAuratogxX: i finally grew a penis
327.) Oblivinatr: heh, my mom found all my porn today
Oblivinatr: I was like FUCK!
328.) JeremyIQ: <P Lesbian Magic Trader- click2trade &Nude PIX
329.) FrOzEn4567: i like to have sex with goats
MiniMe3693: me too
JeremyIQ: so do i frozen
330.) Jurassic Clark: I may be fat but i can loose wheight, But your just ugly
and that will never change
WEEWEECOW: hey man, being ugly is a disablity, are you going to make fun of
those down syndrome kids too?
331.) Eldroth1: i just got 12 reflecting pools today
332.) Moldy Fro: MY DADDY GIVES ME A NICKEL JUST FOR PUTTING HIS PEEPEE IN MY
MOUTH
333.) Limp311KO: desert twister: destory target permanent
Limp311KO: and your oponent is a permanent too
334.) Lowsy Bum: heterophobic
335.) rap Iife: cuntball.
336.) The Rock3502428: do jews celebrate halloween
337.) Smart01234: I HAVE BETA MOX DIAMOND!!!!
338.) ChildeOfTheKorn: Mox diamond wasn't in beta
ChildeOfTheKorn: Was it ?
339.) I Am 2jop: i have 700 black lotuses
340.) Klub14: blue is the best color because it is the only color in the
power nine
341.) d0ood: i like pink banana looking rocks in purple gravy
342.) MJKOB: dose iney one collit pokemon im me
343.) Eaglefox3: the xenomorphs are swarming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
344.) Eaglefox3: friggin double jawed sharp toothed bastards
345.) WEEWEECOW: i have a foil plains for sale
WEEWEECOW: its very pretty
WEEWEECOW: and sexy
RYAN86: Foil Wumpus=sexier
RYAN86: The position guy on foil shock is in=sexier
346.) MaGGou: Mind over matter bitches me everynight
347.) Smart01234: i have a beta mox diamond!!
348.) MaStIcOr152: i have a 10th eddition lotus
349.) PsychoKavu: i have a promo foiled mox emerald
350.) Smart01234: i have foil lotus
351.) PsychoKavu: i have a stronghold mox ruby
352.) LINGUINI18: i wish i had juzam in bed
353.) PsychoKavu: i have p9 from invasion
354.) LINGUINI18: im sick of p9 there 2 good and gettin boring...they should
make a p10 in 7th edition
355.) JUZAM DJINN920: hey,next year there is an Artenative art foil Lotus
comming out in a another beatdown box
356.) TheGrtPeachyFlea: u scared the jizz outa the juzie
Mind ova rnatter: hes got jizz?
Mind ova rnatter: what color
TheGrtPeachyFlea: white
PsychoKavu: grt i will give u my fanatic mogg for that jizz
357.) Mind ova rnatter: you got to milk a snake?
358.) MaGGou: i milk my little 3 yr old sister
359.) Sk8rKnot187: apprentice n e 1
Bigmoo21: what type?
Bigmoo21: what type, knot?
Sk8rKnot187: type 1
Bigmoo21: i don't have any t1 though
360.) Sk8rKnot187: whut editon in linn sivvi??
361.) A sinful toy: Well, you have to be initiated into the Secret Order of
Apprentice Players. Usually involves
A sinful toy: cutting one of your fingers off.
A sinful toy: Although some people, with 'W' or 'B' at the beginning of their
screen name have to
A sinful toy: eviscerate themselves.
362.) TBrown5311: yall ain't bout nothin in this room
363.) Batcrack08: Serra avatar = gayness
364.) FRoST2119: yeah.. i dont go to any tournys or anything i play against
fags that suc
365.) Mr smart9: Sloe=slut and a hoe together.
366.) BallLightning612: dork = do and rk together
367.) Blind202: you Hoestitute
368.) Blind202: Slutstitute
369.) Blind202: someone told me u have to get a drug test to get ur license,
is this trtue?
370.) Klub14: are boobs cool?
371.) Alaborn Griffin: we are sorry for the onconvenince but we are
imcompetant fucks who can't do anything right ~
Alaborn Griffin: AOL
372.) WEEWEECOW: gay sex = not a laughing matter
Eaglefox3: gay sex = not cool thing
XxKaNgEexX: gay sex=not what i want to do...
Eaglefox3: lesbian sex = coolest thing
JesterM316: gay sex = i do it every night before i go to sleep
d0ood: gay sex=icky
373.) ODB3600: my mom sucks cock!!!!!!
374.) d0ood: lesbians are only cool to wack too
d0ood: in person, they suck
375.) JesterM316: i got nuts on my chin
JesterM316: all the time
JesterM316: i cant help it
376.) Klub14: i got nuts on my back
377.) TVTALMAN: i steal my brotheres pokemon rares and sell em!
378.) XxKaNgEexX: Scrubland=Best painland
379.) ODB3600: cum taste good!!!!! <---- note it
380.) d0ood: what do u think is a better treat, ricecakes or cheesewheels?
I Am 2jop: hmmm...
TVTALMAN: ricecakes!
d0ood: ricecakes right?
I Am 2jop: cheesewheels
TVTALMAN: cheesewheels!
I Am 2jop: ricecakes blow penis
d0ood: but cheesewheels are so attractive
TVTALMAN: what kind of cheese?
I Am 2jop: they blow hot sweaty man cock
381.) TVTALMAN: wow by 21st turn all id havwe would be my entire deck out thats
cool
382.) Grishnakh2: smells like ball sacks in here
383.) Mr smart9: I am Millard Fillmore, the 21st president of the united
states.
384.) KLOWNFO2: i like to run naked through the fields with the lawn gnomes
when it rains!!!
385.) CaPtAiN sPooN 1: Hawks66 shot elisha in the eye with a diarrhea
shooting sniper
386.) CaPtAiN sPooN 1: KadzuNinja sawed off captain spoon 1's left eye socket
with a piece of diarrhea
387.) Royal 77: i wonder if he licks her pussy or sucks her detachable penis
388.) APSchnapp: ARE FOILS MARKED CARDS?
APSchnapp: OR IS THERE A FLOOR RULE ON FOILs?
389.) RYAN86: ²³ sup OnlineHost, u sexy nipple licker!
390.) SugrCoatdCyanide: when i whip it out gregg will cry like a little baby
391.) Blind202: i love the power of a good cumshot to the face
392.) Blind202: i only love REAL men
393.) Moldy Fro: we're stil lgoing to have anal sex with john williams
394.) DADABOOMAN: I CAN EAT POOP IN THE TOILET
395.) Royal 77: can u bend over for a sec
396.) Blind202: who wants a million foil prodigal sorcerers?
Blind202: cuz i have 11
397.) Royal 77: I think i will go pleasure my penis now
398.) ODB3600: ill blow my self
399.) ODB3600: <----------blowing him self
400.) Touch My Hot Dog: Hey Gary.... wanna touch my geothermal crevice?
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