Quotes 201-300
201.) JeremyIQ: doesn't anyone wanna have cyber sex
with me?
JeremyIQ: i am a horny lesbian
JeremyIQ: i am currently rubbing my clitoris
202.) JeremyIQ: go rape a goat
FrOzEn4567: ::raping a goat::
203.) JiGGaMaN126: refs? u mean roffelos
204.) Waveracer 001: what is wtf????????
205.) XxWireDxX: I wouldn't want an avatar or masticore up my ass
206.) DADABOOMAN: tip: do not dip your testicles into a bottle of liquid
nitrogen
207.) DENSE111: » [slëépy hõllów] XxWireDxX sorry, no genitals detected on you
208.) FrigginRizzo: my semen tastes kinda funny too
209.) DADABOOMAN: dick being inserted into your ass = not cool
210.) StevieK04: other than this chat are there any other magic chat rooms?
DADABOOMAN: stevie, yes...go to pr: i lick dada's nuts
DADABOOMAN: it's about magic
DADABOOMAN: he went
DADABOOMAN: hahaha
211.) Blind202: phew..got done jacking off in the nick of time
Blind202: parents are home now
212.) KaTznjamrO: when kavu comes into play, you can pay 2 mana to fuck your mom
up the ass
213.) OOO00ooo00OOO: send me your balls first
214.) HJMGRAM: can you play magic games online with like a prog or somethin
215.) Moldy Fro: ::hugs chris while having sex with naus' 9 month old daughter::
216.) XxBlueMagexX: sex is liek a poker game, If you dont have a good parter you
better have a good hand
217.) Blind202: 75% of black women have nipples bigger than half dollars
218.) Blind202: my brother has huge nipples
219.) AbercrombieJ5: « ‹- [brendans dick] ñøt føuñd
220.) AuraTemplar: it's sunny here, but the fire hydrant is busted. that's alot
of water
221.) OOO00ooo00OOO: Deff has anal phone sex with little boys
222.) PeteWCMS: fucking gayfers
223.) XxAuratogxX: me and my friend are gonna poop in a box
XxAuratogxX: and send it to someone
224.) Benny Bananahead: I wanna soak like a morphling in my cum and piss
Benny Bananahead: And then like they'll have my piss and cum on their hands
225.) Dunkmunky: i am amiricon dumass
Dunkmunky: i have a hole parity song
226.) CaeruleusSanguis: -= sits in corner and masturbates to dead cheerleaders
=-
227.) Skateman98: bhd, big hairy dick
228.) Stumpy084: what does the bible have to do with tangle wires?
The0ne0000: ive never seen tangle wires? what does it have to do with the bible?
229.) Blind202: i like the smooth creamy cum
230.) Blind202: MoogAtog: so what if i fucked a few barnyard animals?
231.) Blind202: I like it up the butt
232.) OxKoRNirxO: Whazzzzup14: dick
OxKoRNirxO: hrh
OxKoRNirxO: heh
Phat boy blue 03: dont make me report u sucka
OxKoRNirxO: she sent me her pic
OxKoRNirxO: phat
OxKoRNirxO: FUCK
OxKoRNirxO: YOU
OxKoRNirxO: THIS
OxKoRNirxO: IS
OxKoRNirxO: A
OxKoRNirxO: FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: PR
OxKoRNirxO: YOU FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: FAT
OxKoRNirxO: UGLY
OxKoRNirxO: PIECE
OxKoRNirxO: OF
OxKoRNirxO: FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: FUCK
OxKoRNirxO: DIE DIE DIE
OxKoRNirxO: DIE DIE DIE
233.) Bmacsdominian: only cuban fucks say ur
Bmacsdominian: you cock sucker
Bmacsdominian: go learn how to spell
Bmacsdominian: if you are gonna be in here insulting people
Bmacsdominian: you might as welllearn our language
Bmacsdominian: you cuban toilet
Bmacsdominian: go to hell
Bmacsdominian: and smoke a big fat cock
234.) DADABOOMAN: 8==jjjj=D~~ I LIKE TO EAT WET POOP STRAIGHT OUTTA THE PUBLIC
TOILETS
235.) MuSkA2561: how many refs you got
WEEWEECOW: i only have ebay ratings
WEEWEECOW: why do you ask?
WEEWEECOW: hello?
MuSkA2561: sorry want to trade
MuSkA2561: ou send first
MuSkA2561: you have no refs
WEEWEECOW: oh really, what refs do you have
MuSkA2561: i have shinejuice
MuSkA2561: riptide 14
MuSkA2561: cas711
MuSkA2561: and mds830
WEEWEECOW: so you have 4?
MuSkA2561: and i am sending out cards for 2 people to
MuSkA2561: so you would send first
WEEWEECOW: thats nice, sorry but i have 11 ebay refs
MuSkA2561: ebay don't count
WEEWEECOW: you would send first, plus i got a few online
WEEWEECOW: aol dont count
WEEWEECOW: ebay is an official organization
MuSkA2561: ebay don't count
MuSkA2561: you aren't tradeing bye
WEEWEECOW: superfreak
WEEWEECOW: im a superfreak
MuSkA2561: oooooohhhhhhh
WEEWEECOW: ahh damn, what i do now
WEEWEECOW: git down
MuSkA2561: do you want to trade
MuSkA2561: you send first
MuSkA2561: i have more refs
WEEWEECOW: not really, i only sell on ebay or trade with people that have more
refs than me(unless i traded with them before
MuSkA2561: so what
MuSkA2561: you send first
WEEWEECOW: what we have here is a faluire to communicate
MuSkA2561: well do you want to trade
WEEWEECOW: apparently not
MuSkA2561: why not
MuSkA2561: i have more refs ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: ok i am a ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: i don't really care what you say
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: im not getting into an argument with an annoying teenager
236.) LimpBiz6669: yo there was this gay magic player at this shop and when he
beat you said that he just
LimpBiz6669: "cracked ur hole"
237.) I Am 2jop: AntManBee4753: i want the slivers to come back but some say it
won't happen
238.) LiLmiSsCrEmEpiE: do any of u no happyspankymunky
239.) AuraTemplar: damn them to the fiery pits of hell, where they will then
become satan's favorite butt buddy
240.) Bmacsdominian: i want to buttfuck his pancrease
241.) Bmacsdominian: jacking off is a good work out
242.) ShAdDoW013: what about your penis masticore
ShAdDoW013: you could trade him that
243.) XxAuratogxX: damn
XxAuratogxX: what to dl
XxAuratogxX: hmmm
XxAuratogxX: i dunno
XxAuratogxX: help me
Bmacsdominian: dl my cock in your mouth
Bmacsdominian: mother fucker
XxAuratogxX: ok
XxAuratogxX: id like that
244.) Bmacsdominian: its the 1th today
245.) Bmacsdominian: my dick is one of a kangaroo
246.) Bmacsdominian: oops somebody shot me
Bmacsdominian: and i was just checkin the mail
247.) Bmacsdominian: abe is a cuban slut
248.) Bmacsdominian: and sexy as dog shit
Bmacsdominian: wait is dog shit sexy?
Bmacsdominian: it is to me...
249.) Smart01234: go back to cuba and stick your hand up castro's ass
250.) Professormuff: LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA MAKES UP THE POWER 10
251.) BiTeMe1847: IF YOU NEED A MOUNTAIN GOAT PRESS 55 I GOT LIKE 300
252.) BLeaKs DJ Sy: Breeding Pit aKa my bed room
253.) Blind202: tom gets alot of dumbass players...3/4 of them being abe
254.) Mr smart9: i just sneezed all over my monitor
255.) ShAdDoW013: i thought i had a penis in my mouth but it was a corndog..
256.) ShAdDoW013: i got raped by a 35 year old grandmother
257.) Mr smart9: whats pokemon?
258.) WEEWEECOW: ANYONE HAVE A MOX PURPLE???????
259.) The0ne0000: dang b. chill
260.) WEEWEECOW: i spend my time in a virtual room talking to a bunch of geeks
261.) Monkywrangler: mr.rogers raped my brother
262.) WEEWEECOW: pokemon = gayest thing since pogs
263.) Draqoons: Austnprs70: derrrrr i'm draq and i'm an ignorant slut derrrrrrrr
264.) Austnprs70: DRAQ U FUCKIN STALKER GO SUCK A COWS BALL
265.) Bmacsdominian: my penis is the size of a peanut
266.) KaTznjamrO: man I'm fucking my hampster
267.) XxAuratogxX: me and my friend went up to this guy
XxAuratogxX: and were like
XxAuratogxX: excuse me sir
XxAuratogxX: but...
XxAuratogxX: we own you
268.) Keepawayfreak: all this licking is making me thirsty
269.) Acidic81: let me see you fuck my dog
270.) ODB3600: <------WACKING
271.) Bmacsdominian: i got a story...
Bmacsdominian: everyone shut up and listen
Bmacsdominian: me and my friends dare each other to do stupid shit
Bmacsdominian: so one day we were walkign to the mall
Bmacsdominian: and we saw this old guy jogging towards us
Bmacsdominian: so they dared me to jump infront of him and say...
Keepawayfreak: "suck my dick geezer"
Bmacsdominian: "im your god now jog in that direction NOW'
Bmacsdominian: so the guy stopped
Bmacsdominian: and he said what did you say?
Bmacsdominian: li said
Bmacsdominian: im your god
Bmacsdominian: he got all pissed
Bmacsdominian: so he stood there and said you bunch of punks
Bmacsdominian: you think your cool?
Bmacsdominian: i said no but your wife did fucka
Bmacsdominian: and some young jogger came along
Bmacsdominian: he was about 24
Bmacsdominian: and he said whats wrong?
Bmacsdominian: and the old guy said these kids are saying some shit like they
are my god
Bmacsdominian: so at the same time all 3 of us said
Bmacsdominian: IM YOUR GOD
Bmacsdominian: WALK THAT WAY
Bmacsdominian: NOW
Bmacsdominian: and after 45 minutes they said fuck it im going
Bmacsdominian: and when they left we said GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE IM YOUR GOD
272.) Mr smart9: i hang out with prison inmates
273.) Mr smart9: magic the gaythering
274.) XxAuratogxX: religion can suck my pussy
275.) Blind202: aura, 12 yr olds dont have pussies yet u dick fucker
276.) XxAuratogxX: blind
XxAuratogxX: gime a bday present
Blind202: ill give ur can opener head instead
277.) Touch My Hot Dog: I'm so poor I have to use food stamps at the titty bar
=(
278.) Xx Xie xX: you dirty mexicans shtu the fuck up
Xx Xie xX: you guys have to work construction
279.) Xx Xie xX: i love fishes cuz their so delicious
280.) Touch My Hot Dog: Heh, fuckin beanie baby
281.) Xx Xie xX: you illiterate pice of shiot
282.) Touch My Hot Dog: With mexican education, they teach you how to a) avoid
american police
Touch My Hot Dog: b) fit in small spaces, like the trunk of a car
Touch My Hot Dog: c) in p.e., run, jump, and swim
Touch My Hot Dog: and d) ride burros
283.) Xx Xie xX: well im done making fun of mexicans, tommorrows topic, jewish
mexicans
284.) Royal 77: gary...how much would you sell me your testicle for?
285.) Xx Overtaker: britney spears
Xx Overtaker: i'd like to b her son
Xx Overtaker: breast feed
286.) FrigginRizzo: <--no longer a verdant force
FrigginRizzo: spiptting out child tokens andshit
287.) FrigginRizzo: id fuck me
FrigginRizzo: a lot
288.) FrigginRizzo: Kneegrow
289.) WULF87: dickstation
290.) Bmacsdominian: i play with my dick and playstation
291.) Bmacsdominian: i play my playstation with my dick
292.) Bmacsdominian: and i sing WHo let the dogs out while playing the
dickstation
293.) Bmacsdominian: i play my playstation with my dick while singing who let
the dogs out
294.) LoaFJunkY: who here likes sex?
KaTznjamrO: nobody does
295.) Keepawayfreak: my balls smell
296.) Keepawayfreak: circumcistion by a monkey
297.) I ate spammy: ‹-¦-› randøm: [comedy - elmer fudd reads porno.mp3]
298.) I ate spammy: ui donmno legends werent that great
I ate spammy: nor were AN
I ate spammy: dark was ok
299.) Earths Thunder: forest #347 from Invasion is going to get banned
300.) ChildeOfTheKorn: everyone .. send emails to wizards and demand that they
ban islands
ildeOfTheKorn: I already sent them about 100 emails telling them that they need
to ban them, they are too powerful
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