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Paul Mine's dies a thousand deaths in...
How to Kill Paul Mines
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Mines is lured by a lifelike
un-proportional Euro-Asian-black-Jew-Muslim-midget hooker with big
teeth. Mines' love for such beasts gets him eaten by
the hooker,
head first. He is thrown up into the year 1314 Scotland where he
quickly perishes again. No Bill and Ted decide to steal Paul's
stuff. First
they ditched Paul's body in the space-time continuum. Paul then melds with an Octo-Fuck Beast from planet
Exxon and his genes become unstable and he
explodes. Out of the
dust arises a white Mr. T: Mr. P. An A-team is quickly assembled.
Unfortunately it is assembled on 3 stories of lit C4 and
hydro
glycerin. The A-team van won't start! Paul is killed again
as the earth explodes. But instead they get sent to the year
8,000,000,000. Bill and Ted
decide to kill Paul again and explode
a 50,000 megaton nuke, blowing up the earth again. But wait! The
explosion disrupts the space-time continuum.
The earth swallows
the sun, but not before some heavy man love. Finally, the A-team
flew to the planet Svinktersnargen-xyfterflupin and enjoyed hot
man loving forever.
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